October112012

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10AM

Dear scientists, Your mom says I'm big enough... Sincerely, Pluto

6AM

Dear Waldo, Could I interest you in becoming a Horcrux? Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.

3AM

Dear Eve, If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a Klondike Bar? Sincerely, Humanity

October102012

Dear Mr. Krabs, You do know you live in a bikini bottom, right? Sincerely, Irony

4PM

Dear Mario, Yea, it's every princess's dream to be rescued by a fat plumber with a pedostache. Sincerely, Princess Peach

1PM

Dear Snooki, GET BACK TO WORK!!! Sincerely, Willy Wonka

10AM

Dear Romeo, My death isn't the only thing I've been faking... Sincerely, Juliet

6AM

Dear Jacob Black, I noticed you drive a motorcycle and turn into a huge dog. How original. Sincerely, Sirius Black.

3AM

Dear Skittles manufacturer, Clearly someone failed their colors of the rainbow test. Sincerely, blue

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